Page 48 of Indecent Ventures

I nearly break the skin in my mouth as I bite my cheek trying not to smile.

I shake my head. “Sorry. I don’t think it’s him. His dick isn’t very much to get excited about anyway. I got all the family jewels in that department.”

Carter chuckles while Reagan smiles. “Okay. Thanks. He’s probably better off. She’s not very experienced.”

They are so very wrong. I can’t help but ask a follow-up question. “Oh, really? What makes you think that?”

“She’s never dated. She’s never had a boyfriend.”

“Ever?”

She shakes her head. “No. Don’t get me wrong, she’s been with plenty of guys, she’s just afraid to commit. She’s the female version of you, Collin.”

“Hey! I’ve dated.”

“For more than two months?”

“Hmm. No. Fair enough. Good luck with your dickmatized investigation. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

I make my way home with a giant grin on my face. She’s already dickmatized. I love it. I’ll definitely slip that in tonight.

I get home, shower, and prepare everything. I slip into a pair of boxer briefs but nothing else. What’s the point? She’s the one that suggested we meet at ten. That only means one thing. Sex.

At a little after ten, I get a notification of a visitor. I tell the front desk to let her up. If it goes well, maybe I’ll add her to my approved visitor list. Shit. Where did that come from?

There’s a knock at the door. I hear a female voice from the hallway. “Pizza delivery.”

I open the door to Jade in a long coat. I look her up and down. “Where’s the pizza?”

“I saidpussydelivery, notpizza.”

“I’ll need a taste test to see if I want to buy it.”

The corner of her mouth raises slightly. “That can be arranged.”

I motion for her to come in. She looks me up and down. “Thanks for getting dressed up.”

I nod. “You’re welcome. I assume you’re wearing something similar underneath that jacket.”

“Do you have a roommate?”

“I’m thirty-eight. Of course not.”

“Then can you please take my coat?”

She unbuttons and removes it, tossing it at me. She throws her shoulders back as she places one hand on her hip.

Holy. Fuck. If I thought Jade in the white bikini would forever be stuck in my spank bank, I was wrong. Jade in blue, lace, see-through lingerie will now forever live there.

“Your outfit matches your eyes.”

“I know.”

“Your legs are the longest I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“I know.”

“You’re fucking beautiful.”

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