Page 83 of Indecent Ventures

I shake my head. “No, Collin can be here. I don’t care.”

She nods. “So, this is the famous Collin?”

Collin’s eyes light up. “Famous? She’s told you about me? Tell me everything.”

Dr. Pearl looks at me for permission. “You can speak freely, Dr. Pearl.” I loudly whisper, “He knows I’m fucked up. I think he’s into it.”

He nods. “I am. Her level of crazy is super-hot. I’ve heard about you too, Dr. Pearl, but she didn’t tell me that you’re a little hottie. You look like quite the vixen. I’m a big fan of a sexy woman in a cardigan.”

Dr. Pearl’s face flushes. I’m desperately trying to hold in my laughs.

She takes a moment to gather herself. She’s crushing on him. It’s hysterical. I don’t blame her, but it’s still funny to see her flustered like this.

She looks at me. “Can I ask him questions about you?”

“Fire away.”

She turns her attention to Collin, fixing the glasses on her face. I imagine she wants to make sure she can see him clearly. “Collin, I understand you’re a good amount older than Jade?”

He nods. “In age, yes.”

“As you know, Jade doesn’t have a lot of relationship experience. How are things going between you two?”

“Oh, well, I’m extremely immature, so it feels like I’m dating an older woman.” He winks at her. “And I like older women.”

“Jade isn’t exactly a beacon of maturity. She has a rather offbeat sense of humor.”

He shakes his head. Without any hesitation, he says, “Her sense of humor is my absolute favorite thing about her.”

I turn and smile up at him. That was nice to hear.

“And she also gives amazing head.”

I spit laughing. I turn to the camera and nod in agreement. “Idogive amazing head.” I nod toward Collin. “So does he.”

He looks at Dr. Pearl with a straight face. “Do you need to see that to confirm? I don’t know how the whole therapy thing works. I’m willing to show you.”

She straightens her sweater. “That will be unnecessary. Thank you for the offer.”

Collin turns to me. “I’m going to pour us some coffee. I’ll be back in a bit.” He leans over and kisses me. I meanreallykisses me. It’s long, hard, deep, and has my toes curling. His lips suck mine in while his tongue moves around mine. His kisses are just so perfect. I have to blink a few times when it’s over to remember where I am and what I’m doing.

Collin then takes things to a whole new level. He pulls the sheets off his body to stand and stretch, shamelessly revealing the full monty to Dr. Pearl. I hear her suck in a breath as her mouth opens wide and doesn’t move.

As soon as Collin is off camera, he grins and winks at me. He did that on purpose to shock her.

He walks out of his bedroom completely naked. I can’t help but watch his yummy ass as he goes.

When I turn back to the screen, Dr. Pearl’s mouth is still wide open. “Dr. Pearl, are you okay?”

Her mouth is moving like a fish, but no words come out. Eventually, she manages, “I…I…I have no words.”

I snicker. “It took fifteen years for you to run out of words. If I knew a giant cock would have done the trick, I would have shown you one years ago. I think you now understand the appeal.”

She gathers herself. “He’s not what I expected, Jade.”

“You thought I’d go out with a guy with a small penis?”

She rolls her eyes. “Notthatpart. When you told me you were dating a much older man, I assumed a certain level of maturity. Maybe a bit of sophistication. He’s…well…he’s a lot like you.”

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