Demi: not as sweet as the cake pops I just made though *heart eyes emoji*
Asher: You’re all good, Gum Drop.
Asher: Also, cake pops? New recipe? Don’t you know that I’m a professional taste tester? I’m going to need you to bring those over to me immediately.
Demi: just for that nickname, you get none :|
Demi: all mineeeee
Asher: I take it back. I’m sorry. Please feed me.
Demi: ughhh fine I guess I could save you a few
Asher: Fuck yeah. On my way.
December 25, 2022, 7:57 a.m.
Demi: MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU COTTON HEADED NINNY MUGGINS <3
Asher: MERRY CHRISTMAS TOOTS <3
Asher: Also what’s a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins?
Demi: TOOTS !!! *vomit emoji*
Demi: what the fuck am I a fart???
Demi: ALSO ARE YOU TO TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ELF? THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!! :O
Asher: A cute fart. ;)
Asher: And no I haven’t. Also The Grinch is actually the best Christmas movie of all time.
Demi: farts can’t be cute
Demi: and I have never been more disappointed in you or embarrassed to be your friend
Demi: when I get back home from new york with theo we will be rectifying this situation immediately
Demi: have the popcorn ready!!!
Asher: I’ll be here waiting for you.
January 1, 2023, 12:01 a.m.
Asher: Happy New Year Honey Pie. <3
Demi: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! <3
Demi: still with the awful nicknames *rolling eyes emoji*
Asher: My nicknames are amazing. Come home soon. I miss hanging with you.
Demi: aw miss you toooooo
Demi: don’t worry see you soon for an epic Christmas movie marathon!!!
Asher: Can’t wait.