Page 82 of Plays Well With Others

Carter: Sure, sure, same thing. Now, tell me your ideas.

Rachel: Besides learning how to suck your secret dick?

Carter: And that nickname stuck.

Rachel: In the back of my throat.

Carter: Well played.

Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much.

Carter: Anyway, I’m waiting for your naughty list. And make it very, very specific.

Rachel: Fine. Here’s an item. After the first time we had sex, when I was bringing cookies to the table, I was admiring your strong back. You were shirtless. I was ogling your back muscles. Then checking out your ass. And then I wondered how you’d look in the mirror fucking me. And then I decided I wanted to have sex in front of a mirror to watch you, um, rail me. So it was sort of an ‘if you give a moose a muffin’ train of thought.

Carter: Did you just quote a children’s book to explain how you want to watch me fucking you?

Rachel: I did.

Carter: There’s only one thing on my to-do list now. And I will spend the rest of the day thinking about that.

Rachel: Giving a moose a muffin, Carter?

Carter: Yes. Exactly.

Rachel: What about you? Do you have a list?

Carter: Besides walking in on you playing with yourself? And, well, everything else?

Rachel: Yes. Be specific, Carter.

Carter: I want to undress you slowly, put you on your stomach on my bed, kiss your shoulders, your back, the dip of your ass, those ass cheeks, your thighs, and your calves. Run my mouth all over your sweet orange-blossom skin till you’re writhing, begging, and clawing at the sheets. And maybe then I’ll finally satisfy the sweet ache between your legs. So yeah. There’s that.

Carter: By the way, what else is on your to-do list today? Grocery shopping? Popping into the drugstore? Rotating your tires?

Carter: Rachel?

Carter: You still there?

Rachel: Rachel is not here right now. Rachel was spending some time with her new toy. Rushing to work is now on her to-do list.

Carter: Along with talking about herself in the third person?

Rachel: Well, yes. I had an out-of-body experience from the O I just gave myself, so yeah, third person feels apropos. I might still be floating.

Rachel: By the way, I changed my panties again. Here’s a pic of what I changed into.

Carter: Holy black-lace-I-want-to-rip-off-with-my-teeth. That’s what you have on today?

Rachel: Yes. You like?

Carter: I like it so much I’m inviting myself over after work. Say yes, Rachel.

Rachel: Yes. You’re on my to-do list tonight.

Carter: Same to you.

Rachel: And, if you give a girl a sex list, you just might get a couple orgasms.

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