Rachel: I’m on my way! Walking and texting.
Carter: I could have picked you up, Sunshine.
Rachel: A girl needs to get her steps in. Did you get ten million in already today?
Carter: Twelve million.
Rachel: Show-off.
Carter: Well, you asked.
Rachel: Do you want me to get food?
Carter: We’ll order something when you get here. I have the puzzle, but Date Night just reached out and wants us to answer comments from the video if that’s cool with you. Guess you were a hit.
Rachel: Um, you were.
Carter: Yeah, pretty sure there are Date Night fans of you. I read some of them already and there were comments about your hair thingy.
Rachel: My hair thingy?
Carter: When you did that hair-flip thing, then it was all up and clipped and kind of sexy.
Rachel: The French twist?
Carter: That. Yes. It got a lot of comments.
Rachel: They were commenting on my hair?
Carter: You have nice hair, Rachel.
Carter: You just do.
Carter: Someone said she wanted to braid your hair.
Rachel: Really? Really???
Carter: Does this surprise you?
Rachel: Do the triple question marks not make it clear how surprised I am? No one has ever said they wanted to braid my hair before.
Carter: You have very braid-able hair.
Carter: It looks nice right now too. Down, just like that, all swishing around your shoulders.
Rachel: I see you in the window next to Jane. Looking at me :)
Carter: Busted.
15
JACKASS COUCH
Carter
If you think about it, couches are the most dangerous pieces of furniture.
Take the bed, by contrast. You know what you’re getting into with that one—sleeping or fucking.