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By the time we were all worn out, I panted and slumped onto a black leather sofa. I was glad I was wearing jeans because the material stuck to the back of Sayge's bare thighs. His shorts were insanely small, so small I wondered if I could pull it off and if I would be able to feel my nuts after they went numb from lack of circulation.

"So," Sayge said as he flagged down a girl. "What's so bad that you needed to escape the house tonight?" He turned to the girl. "Can we get more drinks please?"

"Right away," she said after he relayed our orders.

I waited until she was gone. "My father had me sent out here. This is our go to place when things get really bad back home, but I haven't had to come out in ages." I groaned. "And he sent me with the three most annoying men ever. Finnian's always on my ass. Ronan babies me. And Cian is a psychopath."

"So? Kick their asses," Dar said.

I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, that'll really work. All three of them are Irish mobsters. I'm sure I can just kick their asses and go about my day." I shook my head. "I mean it's not all bad. At least they're all hot."

Dar whistled. "So you want to fuck them?" He slapped me on the back. "Hop on some dick and ride!"

Sayge nodded along. "I have to agree. If you want to screw them, do it. One, it'll be fun. Two, you'll probably have more control over them once they feel how tight your ass is. I mean, I'm assuming it's hot and tight..." He grinned.

I groaned. "Sayge!"

"Just saying!"

I turned to Calvin. "What do you think?"

Calvin shrugged. “I thought Elio was a bad idea but it turned out to be the best decision we ever made. I say go with what feels right."

All three of them were nuts. I thought at least one of them would tell me that was insane, but they all stared at me as if I was the one off my rocker for not getting it sooner. I couldn't lie... I wanted their dicks. As long as two out of three of them didn't speak.

"No way," I scoffed. "They're hot, but annoying. Anyone who's on my father side isn't going to be a good lay." I slumped in my seat after grabbing my drink. "Besides, I want a good Daddy. Like the ones I've read about online."

"You've never had one?" Cal asked.

I shook my head. "Well yes. A few online, nothing in person. Some of them were fun, some of them just wanted naked pictures. None of them were what I needed." I thought about Ronan. "There's one guy back at the house though that I think would be really good at it. He's been my bodyguard since I was sixteen. All he does is look out for me."

"Oooh potential!" Sayge exclaimed. "What's his name?"

I grinned to myself. "Ronan. He's hot, nice, and he always knows what I need before I even know it. I can't even stand yelling at him because he's so nice to me." I sighed. "But whenever I try to move things forward, he runs. Ronan's like... the most boring of boring men when it comes to sex. Or anything. He wants me to be safe, but safe can be--."

"Boring?" Dar asked. "Yeah, it's a fucking drag."

"That," I nodded. "I need a little freedom or I'm going to go insane!" I looked at them. "Any advice?"

"Hop on one of their dicks!" Dar yelled.

I pinched the bridge of my nose. "That can not be your answer for everything."

"It really is," Cal sighed. "It's all he knows."

"Hey!" Dar growled. "Don't be a dick!"

Sayge patted Dar's head. "Yes, yes we hear you." When Dar settled down, he smiled at me. "He's right though; if you want something, go get it. Why should you have to suffer? Besides, you know what's better than one Daddy?"

"Three Daddies?" I sighed.

"Exactly!"

I shook my head, but couldn't stop laughing. Sayge was out of his mind. Ronan avoided me at all costs. Cian was a psycho who I was pretty sure couldn't even begin to understand what being a daddy was. And Finnian? He was a major pain in my ass. There was no way in hell he was a good Daddy.

"Look at him," Dar whispered so loudly I could hear him over the music. "He's thinking about it."

I took my straw from my drink, sucked in the tangy cocktail, and tossed the straw at Dar. He laughed, trying to dodge it while Sayge giggled and Calvin grinned. I settled back into my seat, sipping my drink.At least I have friends here. This could be a lot worse.As long as I got back before morning, my three prison guards wouldn't even know I'd left. I could go on having a break from the house and they could pretend I needed watching over.

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