Page 77 of Mafia Kings: Dario

She went back over to the bowl and pulled out a hunk of dough that she rolled into a tube maybe three inches long. “I’d say they’re aboutthatbig when they’re soft – and probably double that when they’re hard.”

I stared at her. “They get hard?”

She laughed. “Well, of course they do! Otherwise, how would you get it in your pussy? It’d be like trying to stick an overcooked piece of spaghetti in a hole.”

I hadn’t thought of that.

She grinned, reached out for the nearest fruit bowl, and seized a large banana. “Valentino’s alotbigger than your average guy. Yeah… that’s about right,” she said as she circled her fingers around the banana.

Then she looked at me gleefully. “So… how big was Don Rosolini?”

I raised an eyebrow at the banana, which was so firm that it didn’t seem to be a good comparison.

“Hand me the bowl of dough,” I said.

She pushed it over eagerly and watched as I scooped out a couple of handfuls and started rolling them into one long tube.

I paused… then added some more dough and rolled.

Then added a little bit more.

“Jesus!” Cat exclaimed. “What the hell, was he jerking off in the shower?”

“…what?”

She rolled her eyes. “Don’t tell me you don’t know about – never mind, ofcourseyou don’t. Jerking off is when a guy is stroking his own dick,” she said as she moved her hand through the air.

“Would it have been hard if he was… jerking off?”

She laughed. “Yes.”

“Then he wasn’t jerking off.”

Cat stared at me –

Then looked down at the cylinder of dough in my hand.

“OH MY GOD!” she cried out, then began fanning herself with one hand.

“What?!”

“He’s really hung!” she whispered.“Madonn…”

“Is that… good?” I asked, seriously bewildered.

“I wouldn’t mind finding out!” Cat said with a snort.

For some reason, I felt a stab of jealousy when she said it.

You already have Valentino,I wanted to snap.

Suddenly there was a sharp knock behind me.

Both Cat and I jumped in fright.

I whirled around to see Valentino at the doorway, smirking. “What are you two talking about?”

The blood rushed to my cheeks. “NOTHING!”

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