“I’m the maid of honor,” I said without any pretext.
“Okay.” He passed me an aluminum water bottle next. “What’s the problem with that?”
“The best man is a total tool bag.”
“How old is he?”
“I don’t know. Maybe twenty-eight or twenty-nine.”
“No.” He laughed. “I mean the guy your mom is marrying? How old is he?”
“In his fifties, I guess.” I opened the ginseng and sank to the floor, ready for a nap even though it wasn’t even ten in the morning.
“What’s a kid doing hanging out with a fifty-year-old?”
“I’m twenty-five.” I swallowed the herbs with water. “And I hang out with you.”
“I’m not fifty.”
“Thirty-five…fifty. Close enough.”
“Hey!” Alex whacked the top of my head with his pencil. “So, what’s the big deal?”
“The big deal is he’s a know-it-all who drives a Mercedes-Benz.”
“A Mercedes? Sounds nice.”
“And he doesn’t like cats.”
Alex sniffed. “I don’t like cats.”
“He wore a short-sleeve button-down. Like a Boy Scout.”
“Always prepared. Who doesn’t like Boy Scouts?”
I glared up at Alex. “Whose side are you on here?”
He shrugged. “I don’t understand the problem.”
“The problem is he’s too good-looking.”
“How dare he!” Alex tossed me a smile then took his place back behind the curtain
From my place on the floor, I raised my fist to the sky in anger. “He should be in magazines. That’s the problem. He’s arrogant and a bully and incredibly hot.”
Alex mumbled something, probably nibbling on his pencil, and I moved to peek up at my boss. “What? What are you saying?”
He flicked his pencil out from between his teeth. “I said, it doesn’t sound like a problem to me. Sounds more like an opportunity.”
“I’m going to take this opportunity to rest my head. Wake me in ten minutes.” I closed my eyes, my head on top of the vegan protein bars I needed to put away.
CHAPTERFIVE
Jason
Santos & Mitchell Engineering Group buzzed about the CEO’s engagement. Balloons and flowers covered Frank’s office. A few men sat around drinking beer and eating hoagies and chicken wings, while I had my feet propped up on a chair, watching ESPN on a flat-screen mounted on the wall. Frank seized a chair next to me and offered me a beer, but I shook his head, biting into a sub.
Frank drank the Sam Adams himself. “I assume you got Gemma home safe and sound last night.”