I mean, sweetJESUS. This is what I’m dealing with. How do you even respond to that? And why thehelldoes it turn me on so much when he talks to me like this?
I simmer, squirming in my chair as heat pools between my thighs.
Me
We don’t have prom in the UK. At least, we didn’t when I was in school. We had school formals.
Hades
that sounds like prom but with pinkies out and a guy called Jeeves taking your coat and riding boots at the door
Me
lol. We were poor, and so was the school I went to. My formal was biscuits and fruit punch served off a folding table in the gymnasium with a bad DJ. And then an afterparty at a sketchy motel where everyone could screw.
I chew on my lip as I make an addition to my last text.
Me
I mean, obviously not EVERYONE. I’m pretty sure I was too busy telling everyone not to get drunk to do any of that, lol.
Hades
You mean too busy to screw guys
I roll my eyes. I can almostfeelhis possessive glare through the phone.
Me
Oh, no, I did a ton of that. Dick all night. The whole rugby team, actually. Choo-choo!
There’s no response for a full minute. I grin.
Me
You KNOW I’m joking. What are you doing, sulking?
Hades
I do know you’re joking but don’t
I roll my eyes again.
Me
And why is that?
Hades
because I don’t even want you joking about being with other men
Oh. My. God. Possessive much?
Me
Why?
Hades