Page 104 of Sinful Hearts

I feel that I need to set some expectations.

Hades

concerning

Me

Concerning my ass.

Hades

please elaborate

Me

As it pertains to your penis.

I cringe. I really did just say “penis”, didn’t I?

Hades

talk dirty to me, baby. tell me more about my penile member and your vaginal cavity

I giggle, loudly.

Hades

or any other bodily cavities we were discussing. And these expectations you wish to set

I blush.

Me

There’s no way your cock is going in there.

Hades

that’s factually incorrect

I grin.

Me

I’m being serious. It isn’t physically possible.

Hades

what makes you so sure

I scroll up to the picture in the middle of our conversation, screenshot it, and then text him the screenshot.

Me

Uuuuhh…because your dick is the size of a baseball bat??!

Hades

you don’t have to win me over with flattery, baby. I’m what they call a sure thing

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