“O?” he asks curiously before he groans.
 
 Someone had a bite of a square. I can’t hold in my chuckle as I glance over my shoulder. Orion looks like he’s having an orgasm in his mouth. It makes me wonder what he’d look like when he comes, and I discreetly turn, unable to adjust myself without him noticing.
 
 “Does the nickname bother you?” I ask innocently instead.
 
 “Nope, not if you make treats like this,” Orion says.
 
 Derek walks in, and I can see his brows are raised as I put Lenny’s omelet on a plate.
 
 “Those were some interesting noises, I thought I’d find people fucking,” he laughs.
 
 “Mmm no fucking here, but you have to try this,” Orion insists, holding out half the square.
 
 Derek smirks, taking a bite, which means the rest of it is devoured by him.
 
 “What are these?” Derek asks with a moan, and Orion’s eyes widen as he watches him chew.
 
 “See? That’s why he thought people were fucking,” I tell him, thoroughly amused.
 
 “Damn,” he mutters, reaching out for the plate. “I need to go for a walk, I’ll bring that up to Lennon. Um, those are shortbread squares…”
 
 Orion leaves the room with his sentence trailing off with the plate as I cover my mouth. As soon as he’s gone, I turn off the burner, bending over as I belly laugh.
 
 “That boy has it so fooking bad for you,” I tell Derek, body shaking in mirth.
 
 He finishes his square and smiles at me. “Orion is fucking adorable. I’m trying not to scare him off, but I know he’s more than interested.”
 
 Starting to clean up my aftermath of cooking, I push the plate of shortbread squares at Derek. He gives me a grin, sitting at the counter to tuck into them.
 
 “I don’t know enough about him, other than his confusion of how feelings play out, why would you scare him off?” I ask. “We all try to be sensitive to each other’s needs but can’t be if I don’t know what they are.”
 
 Derek nods, chewing as he thinks. “I don’t want you to make a big deal out of this, because there’s a lot of reasons for it, but Orion is very sexually inexperienced,” he begins.
 
 I stare at him, mid-wipe on the counter.
 
 “Not for nothing, because Lennon was a virgin when Turner and I started dating her, but how inexperienced?” I’ve never heard of a thirty-something year old virgin, but stranger things have happened.
 
 “Orion and I had his first kiss when we were at a pig farm,” Derek says, cheeks heating.
 
 Wow, there’s a lot to unpack there.
 
 I stare at him incredulously before nodding slowly. He scowls slightly at me, and I realize he thinks I’m judging.
 
 “Hold on,” I admonish. “I’m currently processing the pig farm more than anything else.”
 
 Derek snorts, throwing half a pastry at me. I catch it in my mouth, winking at him.
 
 “You know you love it,” I chuckle and he rolls his eyes. “So tell me more, because I have more questions than I know what to do with.”
 
 Watching him as he cuts a piece of soda bread, I pull out some Irish butter. Fuck it, the kitchen is clean enough for now. I’ll do the dishes after I have some bread with him.
 
 “Try it with this, baby,” I tell him, handing him the butter.
 
 Glancing at the label, he looks at me questioningly. “It’s the only way to eat soda bread,” I insist.
 
 Shrugging, he cuts us both a piece of bread and then adds butter. Taking a bite, his eyes close as he moans. I swear, my cock twitches again, and I grunt as I take a bite of my treat.
 
 “Fuck me,” Derek mutters.