Page 89 of The Pocket Pair

Subject: Congratulations, Coach!

BobToo

I’m usually not one to gossip, but let’s all give our congratulations to Sheet Cake High football team’s assistant coach Chevrolet Boyd as he and Valentina Ramirez are officially in a relationship!

1BigBass

You’re totally a gossip, Bob. But also, congrats to the happy couple!

BagelBytes

I think it’s highly inappropriate to discuss people’s personal lives here. Just let them live!

DeltaDeltaDelta

I mean, I guess congrats? But watch out, Val—he’ll be on to someone new next week.

Cal_45

Back from your suspension, DDD, and you’re already running your mouth.

TheRealBob

Don’t get me started on you, DDD. And don’t think I don’t know who you REALLY are. Say anything else negative about Chevy, and I’ll be sure to docks you.

Vanz

That’s dox. Not docks. And we all know DDD is really Tabitha Waters Graves.

BagelBytes

It’s really unfair to share real contact information when people have chosen anonymity for a reason.

Vanz

They choose it so they can be bullies. No sympathy.

Chels

More importantly, what should Chevy and Val’s couple name be? I’m voting for Vevy.

Danielle_L

How about Cheval? It sounds sophisticated.

Bob1

Cheval means horse in French. How about Valvrolet?

MegaB

I vote for Cheval!

TheRealBob

Another vote for Cheval

Vanz

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