Page 69 of Playing it Country

CASE: Don’t you dare

I look up,and Isla is smiling as my phone buzzes in my hand. “You didn’t out me, right?”

“Never. I told you to trust me.”

“I do.”

“Good because we talked about your vagina and you having sex with my brother. I mean,”—her lips twist to the side as she holds back a smile—“we’re like one overshare away from getting matching bracelets.”

“Don’t tempt me.” She winks and I grin as I look down at my phone.

OTTO: So?????

WAYLON: Sorren cover your ears man

WAYLON: That article makes me want to leave work and go find my wife

OTTO: Right? I think Fallon would kill me if she got pregnant right now but damn I can’t wait

HANK: Isla is having triplets

OTTO: Dude

HANK: It puts her at a higher risk

OTTO: Don’t tell me you’re not having sex with your wife

OTTO: Better question is how has she not killed you yet??

WAYLON: Did the doctor say it was okay? I’m pretty sure it’s okay

CASE: It’s definitely okay and I think that article said it’s encouraged

CASE: Did the doctor tell you not to?

HANK: Doctor said it’s fine

SORREN: For the love of God have sex with your wife and then tell them yes it’s awesome so I can stop my eyes from bleeding

CASE: Have you always been this dramatic?

OTTO: I think he’s mellowing out

WAYLON: I think you’re right. I kissed Marlee—with tongue—in front of him and he didn’t even growl

CASE: Please don’t say ‘with tongue’ again

SORREN: I hate you

HANK: Be more specific

SORREN: I’m equal opportunity

CASE: Bottom line is we vote you report back if it’s different

HANK: No

OTTO: It’s science!

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