CASE: Don’t worry he was sucking face with his wife earlier
HANK: You’re such a tattletale
WAYLON: Tattletale? Seriously what happened to you?
HAYDEN: Are you reading? You better not be done with our book again I swear I’ll kick your ass
EVERETT: (gif of toddler stomping their foot)
HAYDEN: SERIOUSLY?? You’re going home with me you know…
EVERETT: Oh, I know (wink emoji)
SORREN: No, I am not reading so y’all can keep whatever make up activities to yourselves
WAYLON: But are you okay?
SORREN: Yes. I’m with Tanner so y’all don’t need to worry I have a chaperone.
CASE: That’s not what we meant and you know it
TANNER: Hey everyone, how’s it going?
OTTO: Hey buddy! I missed you this week!
TANNER: So many exclamation points.
TANNER: Also, I saw you yesterday
OTTO: Doesn’t mean I can’t miss you
TANNER: He’s even exhausting through text
SORREN: See?
HANK: Oh man—does this mean I’ve been replaced as the antisocial one?
CASE: I don’t think so you’re still scowling. Also Tanner looks too nice to replace you
HANK: Well thank God for that
WAYLON: Yeah that would be a shame
HAYDEN: I’m sensing sarcasm there
HAYDEN: Hank do you need me to come by the garage and tell you you’re hot again?
EVERETT: You are not coming to the garage to tell my boss he’s hot
HAYDEN: Well he is
OTTO: Hank are you blushing?
HANK: I hate all of you I’m going to take my wife home now
SORREN: There he is
CASE: It’s not your fault you have good genes