“Your home is beautiful.”
“Thanks. Would you like a tour?”
“Uh, sure.”
“I don’t bite. I promise,” he smiled.
“Good. I haven’t had my rabies shot in a good few years.”
“Rabies? Bushbaby childhood?”
“It’s a long story.”
“Well, I’d love to hear it someday,” he laughed.
I followed Ben into the house. I couldn’t help noticing his perfect backside. I wondered what he did to keep in such good shape. I found my answer soon enough.
“This is quite a trophy room, Ben,” I said when we passed a room filled with medals and photos.
“Oh, yeah. That’s where I keep my victor’s spoils,” he winked.
He said it very matter-of-factly, with no puffed-out chest motions or show-offish gestures.
“Impressive. How long have you competed in martial arts?”
“Since I was a kid.”
“You’re clearly very good at it.”
“I do alright.”
“It must be nice.”
“What?”
“Having the know-how to kick someone’s ass,” I said.
“Sounds like that’s something you’ve thought about,” he said and straightened one of his photos.
“Haven’t we all?”
I looked toward another wall that had several pictures of Ben dressed in a US Military uniform.
“Military?”
“Yeah. I started my career as a military doctor.”
“What was that like?”
“I enjoyed it.”
“Why did you leave?”
“Being an army doctor is a transient lifestyle. There are only so many times one person can move from one base to another before packing peanuts becomes a drag. I enjoyed it while I was in it, but I missed being close to my family. When my father had a stroke, I realized that I was missing out on too much family life. So, I left and went into private practice.”
“The army recruiters came to talk to us when I was in high school. I must say, the idea of working for the army is tempting when you’re a kid. My father had a fit when I told him I was considering it.”
“It’s not an easy life. He probably wanted to protect his daughter. I can appreciate that.”