Page 190 of Be My First

Keene: Does it involved erotic art?

Declan: Maggie’s going to be jealous if it does.

Juno: No. It’s family friendly and does not involve any penises – large or small.

Keene: Well, that’s too damn bad

Maggie: I know - how disappointing.

Eli: Let me think – does it involve ice fishing?

Juno: No.

Brooklyn: Body paint.

Juno: What? No.

Will: Exotic animals.

Juno: No, but I’ll give you a hint – Elizabeth will be jealous. And Maggie too.

Declan: And it doesn’t involve erotic art?

Juno: Eye roll.

Maggie: It’s cheese!

Juno: Yes!

Elizabeth: Cheese! Is it more gouda? We got the gouda wheel a few weeks ago and I’ve eaten like half of it.

Juno: Not gouda specifically. We’re filming an episode about an all you can eat cheese cave in France.

Declan: I think Maggie just had an orgasm when she read that.

Brooklyn: dead emoji

Elizabeth: James, how quickly can we get Air Force One ready?

Maggie: I know where we’re doing our next family trip.

Will: Not to be a spoil sport, but I feel like an all you can eat cheese cave would give me digestive trouble.

Zadie: But worth it.

Olivia: Not if you have to share a room with him.

Zadie: Covering eyes emoji

Elizabeth: Another episode I can’t wait to watch. Have fun. Eat all the cheese.

Juno: Thanks. I will

One Month Later

Brooklyn: I need a Juno and Bode update. Where are you guys?

Juno: Turkey

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