“Me neither.”
Sterling Family Group Text
Keene: Juno, where are you right now?
Juno: Amsterdam
Keene: Cool. Smoking a lot of weed?
Brooklyn: Eye roll emoji
Juno: No.
Declan: Sure. It’s okay. We won’t tell James.
James: I’m literally on this text thread.
Juno: Well, I know you guys have a hard time believing this, but I don’t need James’ permission to do anything.
James: That’s true.
Keene: Edibles?
Juno: They might be a part of the show
Zadie: Oh, I’m watching that for sure.
Juno: Well, I’ve learned a thing or two about Bode. He’s very honest when he’s high.
Eli: I thought we already knew that.
Juno: Yeah. I guess we did.
Elizabeth: Weed is fun and everything, but what about the gouda?
Maggie: God, you can tell we are sisters. I was literally thinking the same thing.
Juno: Yes. Cheese. So much cheese. Giant delicious wheels of cheese. I’m in heaven.
Elizabeth: I need to plan a trip.
Juno: I’ll send a big wheel to the White House.
Elizabeth: OMG! Can’t wait.
Eli: Glad you’re having fun. Say hi to Bo for us.
Three Week Later
Juno: You’ll never guess what I’m doing right now.
Will: Oh, don’t tempt us.
Brooklyn: Yeah. We have to guess now.
Keene: Is it R rated?
Juno: What?