Page 112 of Gin and Lava

Mason:Some of your favorite pieces. Finished ones. Ones you like.

Naomi:For?

Mason:It’s a surprise.

Naomi:You’re not going to do anything kinky with it.

Mason:You wish. Don’t ruin the surprise, Princess.

Naomi:I’m suspicious.

Mason:Just trust me.

Naomi:How many pieces do you need?

Mason:As many as you have that are complete.

Naomi:Your good news is rather cryptic.

Mason:Just keeping the enema of Mason alive.

Naomi:Enigma. Playing dumb again?

Mason:I honestly didn’t know that one before your monster truck.

Naomi:Maybe I’ll see you at the Lava later.

Mason:If it doesn’t work for you guys to come in, be sure to have hot, naughty, wet dreams about me in my office.

Naomi:Mmmmmmm. Your office. Too bad your cock fell off because of coffee.

Mason:Too bad you’re hanging out with your friends and not working on your brand.

Naomi:I can pin and listen to Shauri babble on.

Mason:I can multitask too. But you’ll need fifty pins on one of your boards for a demonstration.

Naomi:Isn’t your cock on the mend?

Mason:My fingers and tongue aren’t.

Naomi:Opening my Pinterest app now …

Mason:Good girl. I have to go. *tongue emoji* *tongue emoji*

Naomi:If you’re busy on a Wednesday night, you must be doing something right with your marketing.

Mason:Spend five minutes on the Gin n’ Lava’s Instagram, maybe it will inspire you. That’s where I do most of my marketing.

Naomi:Giving me research assignments now?

Mason:Seriously, I have to go.

Naomi:See you later… if you’re lucky.

Mason:Get pinning, and maybe your luck will turn into orgasms.

Naomi:Preferably with that task-master whip you keep bragging about. This Viking Princess has some fantasies she might want to play out.