Page 117 of The True Love Experiment

Connor:Why don’t you come over here and show me one?

[Editor’s note: Minutes three to twenty-seven have been intentionally cut from footage.]

Connor:Right. We’ll cut that.

Fizzy:You’ve got lipstick on your… just there.

Connor:Ah. Cheers. All right. Where were we?

Fizzy:True love.

Connor:True love.

Fizzy:Our happily ever after.

Connor:The one thing you promise your readers when they pick up one of your books. You know more about the importance of an HEA than most everyone watching this.

Fizzy:You know, it makes me a little sad that all these people watched the show, they wanted us together, and they won’t be able to see it play out. Our future is going to be amazing. [looks at the camera] I am not volunteering for another reality show, Blaine.

Connor:Well, you could tell the viewers all about it right now.

Fizzy:All about our happily ever after?

Connor:Sure. What’s it look like, do you reckon?

Fizzy:Oh, wow. Okay, well, we wrap this up and go back tomy place, where we don’t leave the bed for a full twenty-four hours.

Connor:I like this future already.

Fizzy:We spend next week with friends and family. Isaac enjoys his prize money, and I choose you to go with me to Fiji.

Connor:Not sure that’s going to fly with the North Star executives.

Fizzy:Technically, I get to choose who I’m taking.

Connor:I don’t doubt your ability to argue your case with Blaine.

Fizzy:When we get back, it’s better than we could have ever imagined. People give us our privacy and we take a couple months off before beginning prep on the second season.

Connor:We?

Fizzy:I’m your new co-producer, don’t you know?

Connor:Ah. Noted.

Fizzy:You cosplay as Luke Skywalker at Comic-Con and I’m your Yoda backpack.

Connor:A dream come true for me to carry you around in a dense, sweaty crowd.

Fizzy:We move in together next summer.

Connor:When it feels right, I ask Stevie how she would feel about having a fellow Wonderland stan for a stepmother.

Fizzy:I accept your proposal before the question is even out of your mouth.

Connor:Our wedding is the best party ever thrown.

Fizzy:Debauchery is my brand.

Connor:And every day of my life from this point forward, I will be able to sincerely say I love and cherish you with every fiber of my being.

Fizzy:Jesus Christ that’s swoony. Can we get started on this future now?

Connor:Yes, my darling. We can.

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