Page 119 of Sinful Kingdom

“Don’t worry, she wouldn’t know how to fake it even if she tried.”

“Arrogant much,” Stella scoffs.

“Have you ever had to fake it with me, Hellion?”

She grins at him. “Don’t worry, I’m fully aware of how to fake it when necessary.”

“Stella,” he growls, prowling closer. “Don’t you even try to pretend that I’ve ever left you high and dry.” She pins him with a deadly look. “Not on purpose,” he corrects. “Withholding doesn’t count here.”

“Fine,” she concedes, “I’ve never faked it with you. But remember, I wasn’t a blushing virgin before I met you and your magic dick.”

“What have we said about those small-dicked boys of your past?”

Stella smirks at him and begins reciting something as if she’s heard it about a million times.

“The boys of my past no longer exist. I have no memory of any dick other than the one that brings me pleasure multiple times a day.”

“Jesus Christ, I need new friends,” Theo mutters, having joined us for that little nugget of information none of us needed.

“Now say it like you mean it,” Seb demands.

Everyone groans when he backs her up against the counter before lifting her onto it and stepping between her spread thighs.

“You’d better be wearing underwear, Doukas,” Theo growls, his fists clenching.

“My sister is a whore,” Toby calls out jokingly before downing his beer as if it’ll help the situation.

“Jodie,” Stella calls. “Come distract your man so he doesn’t have to watch this.”

“He doesn’t have to watch either way,” she jokes back.

“Fuck my life. Fuck my life,” he mutters, turning his back on his sister in favour of joining Jodie, Brianna and Nico on Theo’s massive sofa.

“I’ll finish the drinks then, shall I?” Emmie asks as Seb practically devours Stella’s face.

“You ordered more Dettol when you did the shopping, right?” Theo asks her.

“Dude,” Alex says, clapping him on the shoulder. “You have fucking issues. There’s no way you haven’t fucked your wife on your kitchen counter.”

“Of course I have. That’s different though, she’s my fucking wife.”

“And one day, Stella will be mine,” Seb says when he comes up for air, proving he can multitask.

“Fuck, Seb,” she cries.

From where we’re all standing, we can’t see what he’s doing, but it doesn’t take a genius to work out.

“I’m going to stop inviting you to hang out here,” Theo warns.

“No you fucking won’t. You’re about five minutes away from grabbing your wife and fucking her into the wall yourself right now.”

“Ignore him,” Emmie says, finishing off my cocktails and sliding them over. “You know he’s only jealous because yours is bigger.”

Seb flips Emmie off with his free hand before we all turn our backs on the shameless couple.

“So, Evie. How’s it going, living with this muppet? Regretting it yet?” Theo asks.

“He has his good moments.”

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