Declan: Made friends with a bunch of sheep.
Maggie: Do you like them better than me?
Declan: You smell better.
Maggie: Met any women?
Declan: Mags, I don’t think you want to know that.
Maggie: Maybe I’m into that.
Declan: You’re not.
Maggie: (eye roll emoji)
Declan: I think we need to add another rule.
Maggie: Oh, really? What?
Declan: Can’t ask about each other’s love life.
Maggie: Oh you’re no fun. Thought you liked to live life without rules.
Declan: (smirking emoji)
Maggie: (eye roll emoji)
Declan: Come on, Mags. Nothing good will come of it.
Maggie: Fine. It’s rule four. I’d like to add another one.
Declan: okay. What’s rule five?
Maggie: No ghosting. If you meet someone, we tell each other instead of ghosting each other or if we just want to stop, say so. No games.
Declan: No games - I’m down for that but I’m not looking for “the one” for a long time. If ever.
Maggie: Me neither but I’d rather we be honest with each other.
Declan: Speaking of honesty. Why did Elizabeth come to your place the other night?
Maggie: So you heard about that? Wasn’t sure how long it would take the news to travel all the way around the world.
Declan: Of course, I heard about it. She skipped out on her security detail and ran away to your house. James nearly shit a brick.
Maggie: (shrugging emoji)
Declan: Really, that’s all I’m going to get.
Maggie: (shrugging emoji)
Declan: I thought we were better friends than that.
Maggie: She needed to get away.
Declan: Hmm. That doesn’t sound like the full story.
Maggie: So tell me more about these sheep.