Maggie: Did you forget we have a secret relationship thing going on?
Declan: No. We can keep this a secret.
Maggie: I don’t know.
Declan: Come on. Send me some dates. I’ll plan something.
Maggie: You’re serious?
Declan: When do I ever joke?
Maggie: Literally all the time.
Declan: When do I joke about travel?
Maggie: Never.
Declan: See.
Maggie: Fine. I’ll send you dates.
Maggie and Declan Text Thread
Maggie: I’m starting to regret going to Paris with you.
Declan: What? You had a great time.
Maggie: I did, and I CAN’T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT IT
Declan: Oh.
Maggie: I almost slipped and said something to Elizabeth about the Louvre the other day, and I nearly said something about the baguettes in Paris to Celeste. How am I supposed to keep this a secret forever?
Declan: Ha. I guess we should have thought about that.
Maggie: Right. You know I’m not a good liar.
Declan: You’re really not.
Maggie: I guess I’ll just have to talk with you about it.
Declan: Okay. Tell me what your favorite was.
Maggie: You’re going to think I’m nuts.
Declan: I already do. What was your favorite?
Maggie: The catacombs.
Declan: Well, maybe I’m nuts too, but the catacombs are fucking awesome.
Maggie: Yeah. They are. Creepy and amazing. I loved it.
Declan: That’s why we get along.
Maggie: I mean, I loved all of it. The stuff everyone thinks about like the Eiffel tower, Montmartre, museums, but I loved all the regular things like just walking on all the bridges and going to the local market.
Declan: That’s my favorite too.