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8:45

Zadie: Any updates? How’s she doing?

James: Lots of vomiting this time.

Olivia: Oof. I don’t remember that fondly.

Eli: Women are amazing.

Brooklyn: We are. Never forget.

Eli: Don’t worry you’ll never let me.

Brooklyn: (middle finger emoji)

Eli: I deserve that.

Will: You really do.

10:15

Juno: What’s happening now?

Elizabeth: I just had the epidural, and I’ve never loved a man more than that anesthesiologist.

James: That should make me insecure, but he really delivered, so I get it.

Zadie: I nearly kissed the anesthesiologist after my epidural. Can you imagine a job where people are more excited to see you?

Declan: Pizza delivery guy?

Olivia: Ice cream truck driver?

Keene: Strippers (sent with echo)

Brooklyn: (dead emoji)

Keene: Pot dealer (sent with lasers)

James: Oh my god, Keene, are you confessing something?

Keene: (Shrugging emoji)

11: 22

James: She’s pushing now.

Olivia: Go girl! You’ve got this.

Brooklyn: Almost done!

11:36

James: He’s here.

Juno: HE?????

Zadie: Another boy! Micah and Isaiah will be so excited.

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