I’m not half bad at surfing, you know
 
 Cooper is terrible at it
 
 Which is a special kind of hilarious
 
 Please tell me you have video
 
 May 23th
 
 Sebastian
 
 Adding Clueless to the watch list
 
 Why?
 
 We have so many action movies on it already
 
 Why watch a movie without action? If I wanted to watch people talking, I’d just sit in the quad
 
 A woman after my own heart
 
 Still adding it to the list
 
 I’m rolling my eyes at you. Just so you know
 
 Whenever you’re ready, I’ve got the list and a killer popcorn recipe
 
 Since when do you need a recipe for popcorn?
 
 I do things the right way. You ought to know that by now, angel
 
 Nope
 
 Hey, I had to try it out
 
 Good luck on the away game
 
 May 24th
 
 My stupid vibrator died in the flood
 
 And I hate how dramatic that sounded
 
 Sebastian
 
 Is this an invitation?
 
 Perhaps
 
 This is totally a booty call
 
 Ugh
 
 :)
 
 I’ll be home in ten. Just leaving the facility
 
 I want your pussy wet already, gorgeous