I start typing, then stop. No, that’s exactly what he wants.
“Are you getting ice or running laps around my basement?” the man asks from the top of the steps.
“Both.” I pick the bucket back up and head to the ice machine. I don’t want to argue with this guy now.
“Hurry up. My dinner service is about to start. There’s too many people in the kitchen as it is.”
I start furiously shoveling ice into the bucket. I’m really supposed to work a full shift thinking about this fucking— FUCK!
My phone vibrates again. This FUCKER! Oh... Never mind. It’s Danny.
I need a shoe box 2 make some stupid freaking diarrhea
Diorama**
LOL THAT’S SO FUNNY
Lord Jesus Christ, Mary, and St. Joseph.
“Are you taking ice or texting? I am not joking. You have to move!”
“All right! All done.” I slam the machine door shut and shove my phone into my pocket. “Thanks.”
I get out of there, hustling down the alleyway with my heavy bucket full of ice. When I get back to my bar, I hurry inside and dump the ice into the freezer. I pull my phone back out.
You can check my closet, but I don’t think I have any shoe boxes. Perhaps in Hayley’s room?
I hope this is not due tomorrow.
I put my phone back in my apron. I don’t even release my grasp before it vibrates again. There’s no way he looked in both closets that quickly.
I pull my phone out again and look down.
Yo what the fuck
u talking about man?
Fuck, I sent that to Tristian. Do I answer now?
That wasn’t supposed to go to you.
No fucking duh. Are u gonna answer me bro? Or na?
I said I fucked ur girlfriend n ur talkin bout shoes?
Ex-Girlfriend, I suppose.
What would you like, a round of applause?
Nah.
I wanna kick ur ass is what I want.
I’m trying to work.
Also, your phone has auto-correct, doesn’t it? Why is everything spelled wrong?
STFU!