“How do you know he’s an addict, Peter? You just met him.”
I roll my eyes. “First of all, have you seen that tattoo? That’s it. That’s all I needed to see, and my mind went straight to ‘he’s a drug addict.’”
“His tattoo is not that bad!”
“It’s fucking Bowser beating the shit out of Yogi, Hayley!”
“That green thing’s name is Yoshi, Peter, and it’s from a game calledSuper Smash Brothers!” She rolls her eyes and shakes her head, like she’s a video game expert.
“I don’t know, you need someone more like...”
“Like you?”
“Not like me. Maybe just like...someone smart, and thoughtful, responsible...and blond...Scottish...maybe a man bun.”
She laughs again. “Not into man buns.”
“I’ll cut it off,” I respond eagerly. Probably way too eagerly.
“No, you won’t. Also, I’m looking for someone who’s a little, uh...taller.”
“That’s not fair!” I reply.
“It doesn’t have to be fair. Get your ass in the shower. You need to go to work.” She walks back toward the living room.
“All right.”
“HAYLEY, CAN YOU BRING ME A DRINK?” he calls out.
“Sure!”
“Wait. You’re going to bring him a drink? You never bring me anything!”
“Stop it, Peter.” She doesn’t turn to face me and walks out of sight.
I enter the bathroom and close the door, leaning against it while taking a deep breath. I stare into the mirror. I take my hair out of the bun and let it fall on my shoulders. What would I look like with short hair? I might like it. I stand on my tippy toes.
Danny
“HOW ARE YOU TODAY,Danny?”
I look up from my notes and see Mrs. Roland standing by my desk. The bell hasn’t rung yet. What does she want?
“I’m good,” I respond and return to my notes. Maybe if I don’t look at her, she’ll walk away.
“Will you be staying for extra help today?”
“Yep.”
“I spoke with your dad.”
I sigh. “No, you didn’t.”
Really? She honestly thinks a dude with a Scottish accent is my dad?
“I promise you I did. He called me.”
“I don’t have a dad.”