I kiss her forehead and her eyes fall closed. I step back before I decide to hell with my grand plans.
 
 “I’ll see you around, princess.”
 
 She cusses as I exit through the back door. She’ll thank me later. I hope.
 
 Chapter 22
 
 From the text messages of Stubborn Princess and Cedar
 
 Cedar:What’s a baby unicorn called?
 
 Stubborn Princess:Who is this?
 
 Cedar:Too difficult? Here’s an easy one. What’s the name of the world’s oldest unicorn?
 
 Stubborn Princess:Seriously. Who is this? The unicorn trivia show? What do I win if I answer these questions correctly?
 
 Cedar:The world, princess. The world.
 
 Stubborn Princess is no longer available.
 
 Cedar:*gif of unicorn backpedaling*
 
 Cedar:Okay. I’ll give you an easy question. What’s a unicorn’s horn called?
 
 Stubborn Princess:*gif of a unicorn rolling its eyes*
 
 Cedar:Aha! You had the unicorn gif already waiting for someone to talk unicorns with you. I knew it!
 
 Stubborn Princess:Being able to search gifs in the blink of an eye doesn’t make me a unicorn freak.
 
 Cedar:Sure, it does. It’s okay. I like you anyway.
 
 Stubborn Princess:Are we in third grade now? Are you going to pull my pigtails during lunch break next?
 
 Cedar:Princess, I will pull your pigtails whenever you want.
 
 Stubborn Princess:Welp. That went downhill fast.
 
 Cedar:*Gif of a unicorn sledding downhill*
 
 Stubborn Princess:I think we know who the unicorn fan is now.
 
 Cedar:Except I didn’t know whatthe collective noun for a group of unicorns was.
 
 Stubborn Princess:We can’t all be superstars.
 
 Cedar:*Selfie of him doing karaoke* I beg to differ.
 
 Stubborn Princess:*Gif of princess bursting out laughing*
 
 Stubborn Princess:Please tell me the hair wasn’t a wig.
 
 Cedar:It wasn’t a wig.
 
 Stubborn Princess:Are you pouting?
 
 Cedar:*selfie of him sitting on his sofa with his bottom lip stuck out*