Conor:So, it was MI6-related?
Eoghan:All my problems are either O’Donnelly or MI6-related.
Conor:That doesn’t narrow things down for me.
Eoghan:Boohoo, buttercup.
Conor:Fuck off.
Eoghan:YOU messaged ME.
Conor:I just wondered what you might have known about them, that’s all.
**An hour later**
Eoghan:Ran a search on the thread with my handler.
Conor:It shouldn’t be cool that you have a handler.
Eoghan:I can confirm it ISN’T cool.
Conor:I know that. But the lifelong James Bond fan in me doesn’t agree.
Conor:I also know that if I was looking at you right now, you’d be frowning at me.
Eoghan:You’d be right.
Conor:It’s hard being me.
Eoghan:Harder being your brother.
Conor:Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did the handler say?
Eoghan:He told me there were links between the Pauks (I assume you know they’re Russian hacktivists) and the United Brotherhood. I figured The United Brotherhood funded them.
Conor:Shame you don’t have more info than that.
Eoghan:You know me, Kid. I live to be your font of information.
Conor:Jesus Christ, Eoghan. Go for a run or something. You need the dopamine.
Eoghan:I already ran fifteen miles.
Conor:Go and have sex then. The oxytocin will do you a world of good.
Eoghan:Was I right?
Conor:About the Brotherhood funding the Pauks? Yeah.
Eoghan:Hmm. Did you think they approached me to be a member?
Conor:No. I just wondered how you knew about them. Anyway, say hi to Inessa for me.
Eoghan:Will do. Keep in touch or I’ll get on a flight to Dubrovnik.
Conor:Family reunion. Baltic-style.
Eoghan:Uh-huh. Stay alive, deartháir.