*Following day*
Sarah: Babe?
Sarah: Mary Catherine, what’s going on? I called your dad but he isn’t answering either.
*Two Missed Voice Calls*
*Following day*
*Three Missed Voice Calls*
*Four Missed Voice Calls*
*Five Missed Voice Calls*
Sarah: OMG, where the fuck are you? Anthony just said the Five Points have a red alert out on you. Yes, Mary Catherine. I actually spoke to my jerk-off of a husband to ask about you!!
Sarah: WHERE. ARE. YOU?
*Six Missed Voice Calls*
*Seven Missed Voice Calls*
Mary Catherine: *peeps in*
Mary Catherine: *ducks for cover*
Sarah: Holy shit, you’d better run for cover!!! Are you safe?! Who do I need to kill?
Mary Catherine: No one. No deaths required. Look, I don’t have time to talk right now. Things are crazy here. My phone’s not with me. I’m using a computer at the airport to check in because I knew you’d be freaking out.
Sarah: Since when don’t you have the time to talk to ME? WTF? And where’s here?
Sarah: Wait.
Sarah: THE AIRPORT? Which airport?
Mary Catherine: Vegas.
Sarah: Vegas. What in the ever-living hell is going on?
Sarah: Mary Catherine, what are you doing in Sin City and why wasn’t I invited along for the ride?
Mary Catherine: I got married, Sarah.
Sarah: Hahahaha. Great joke.
Mary Catherine: It’s not a joke.
Sarah: Of course it is. There’s no way in fuck that you got married without me there.
Mary Catherine: I did. And the Grinch was the officiant.
Sarah: Are you tripping?
Mary Catherine: Maybe. ROAD-tripping.
Sarah: Oh, my god. You’re being serious!