Mary Catherine: Right? Gave me his blessing AND cut off some of Father’s fingers for Kris too.
Sarah: Wow. That’s HhhuuuGe.
Mary Catherine: I am so fucking happy right now.
Mary Catherine: I wish there were more justice for Kris but…
Sarah: Yeah. This life sucks.
Mary Catherine: It does, but it sucks a little less today.
Mary Catherine: Anyway, I have the worst period pains of my life so I’m going to sleep.
Mary Catherine: With my husband.
Mary Catherine: PINCH ME NOW.
Sarah: LOL.
Sarah: It took you months to stop talking about him…
Sarah: Funny how life turns out.
Mary Catherine: Yeah. <3 TTYL?
Sarah: Always.
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THE FOLLOWING DAY
Mary Catherine: Thank you <3 SO MUCH. For all your help.
Conor: Da told us what happened. He’s fucking crazier than usual. You must have been scared shitless.
Mary Catherine: A little bit, but it doesn’t matter. Thank you for helping us.
Conor: You don’t have to thank me. Hell, we’re family.
Mary Catherine: You could have still pushed me to the curb.
Conor: And miss out on a free chauffeur service? Complete with biker guard?
Mary Catherine: LOL. Anyway, I better get going.
Conor: You tell that man of yours that if he hurts you, I know what to do with a cattle prod.
Mary Catherine: Prod cattle?
Conor: Hmm. And other things.
Conor: Take care of yourself, Mary Catherine. Don’t be a stranger, okay?
Mary Catherine: You too, and I won’t be <3
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