Something about how unexpected it is.
 
 You don’t even know me.
 
 True. But I’m using my imagination.
 
 Okay. And what are you imagining?
 
 Hmm…
 
 I’m picturing you in a cardigan. Button-up blouse. Tight pants in a fun color, like orange or purple. You like your clothes, but they don’t show off your body well. And it’s a great body.
 
 I bet you work a lot. You love your job. You’re in management or something where you’re in charge…obviously.
 
 And I betyou don’t have sex nearly as much as you should.
 
 I force myself to swallow. Looking down at my outfit, I start to wonder how much I could have possibly given away in our limited conversation, but then I realize that was a generic answer.
 
 You got all that from my blank profile?
 
 Was I right?
 
 I’m wearing a dress today. It’s black.
 
 I smile to myself as I add the next part.
 
 My cardigan is red.
 
 I was close.
 
 I don’t wear clothes that show off my body
 
 because clothes were made to cover your body,
 
 not “show it off.”
 
 I do work a lot, and I do love my job.
 
 I own a company, actually.
 
 What about the last part?
 
 The part about sex.
 
 Somethingbetween my legs tingles at the thought.
 
 I’m not answering that.
 
 Haha, so that’s a yes.
 
 I mean…I’m on this app.
 
 I feel like that should say enough.
 
 Well, I’m on the app, and I get laid plenty.
 
 I let out a groan.Just like that I’m reminded that he’s twenty-two. He ruined it with one line.
 
 I’m sure you do. Lots of vanilla sex.