“And I’d save his dumb ass if a rogue rhinoceros was chasing after him.”
“Thank you.” Jax tips his head toward Leo. “When we take the kids to the zoo in the future, I’ll be sure to have you tag along. You can’t be too careful in this day and age.”
Leo arches an eyebrow. “Kids?”
Jax looks at Kat with an expression that could melt metal. “We’re having a baby.”
She smiles at him and rubs her hand over his cheek before returning her attention to us. “We’re excited to give Laney a younger brother or sister.”
Lord, if I wasn’t already pregnant, the over-the-top swoon factor in this place would have done the trick. I should have never worried about being too old to conceive. I just hadn’t met the type of man that could knock you up from across the room.
Leo squeezes my hand. “Congratulations.”
I give him a questioning look, and he nods as if the decision is mine. “I’m pregnant.”
Jax grins and waves the waitress over. “Congratulations. That calls for a round of drinks. Beers for the studly men of the table and water for the ladies.”
“Gross.” Kat rolls her eyes. “I hate water.”
“God, me, too. This is going to suck.”
Kat leans forward. “Your nipples will chafe so bad, you’ll think someone has shoved a knife in them, and before I had sex with Jax, I wasn’t sure my vagina had returned to normal.”
I close my eyes.Oh, my God. I don’t handle pain well. This is such a bad idea.
No. No. It’s wonderful. I’m having Leo’s baby. How bad could it be?
“Rest assured, her vagina is fine.” Jax’s deep voice reassures me that everything will be fine.
“Thank God,” I sigh and reopen my eyes. Leo kisses my temple.
“Don’t worry, Baby. You’ll always feel something with me.”
Jax waggles his eyebrows and pulls out his cell phone. “And if you don’t, I have the toy for that.”
I wrinkle my forehead. “What?”
“Jax sells sex toys.” Kat laughs. Before I can ask, the waitress takes our order, and Jax slides the phone in front of us.
Row after row of sex toys line the page. I slide my finger over the screen, and my eyes widen.Holy hell.Vibrators of all sizes and shapes. BDSM equipment. Costumes. I swallow. “Wow. That’s a lot of stuff.”
Leo leans back into the cushions and lays his arm over my shoulders. “You don’t need any of that with my magic dick, but I’m not opposed to going over-the-top.”
“Over the top of what?” My finger freezes on a blindfold, crop, and rope set. This is crazy. Why is my heart racing? I’ve rarely used toys, but the blood humming in my veins quickly points out I’m intrigued. More than intrigued.
“Oh, Girl.” Kat hovers over the table and talks in a hushed voice as she shifts the phone in her direction. Her finger flies over the screen. “You’ve got to try this package.” She shoves the phone in front of us and points at a thrusting vibrator.” Her eyes dance in merriment. “Jax owns the company and takes great pride in all of his products.”
“Well….” I swallow over the lump in my throat.
Leo leans down and whispers, “I’ll add this to my present for you. I promise I’ll thoroughly enjoy making you come until you can’t walk.”
I convulse and press my thighs together. And here I thought I wasn’t into sex. Yeah, that was total bullshit. My ex and his boring vanilla sex can kiss my ass. I hope his new wife is enjoying missionary sex in the dark.
Wait. Did he say present? My heart skips a beat. God, I love this man. He took everything that was broken in me and fixed it. I guess that’s his specialty. “What present?”
“We’re heading to Vegas. I need to grab some stuff and put my house on the market.” He tips his head. “Unless you want to keep a place to get away for the weekend.”
“New bed or old bed?”