Page 7 of Total Ship Show

Holy Shit.

He’s on my plane?

My eyes widen as he gets closer to my aisle. He meets my stare and once the recognition hits him, he smiles, a dimple I didn’t notice earlier prominent on his left cheek.

He’s on my plane.

Oh God, he’s thinking about my dildo.

What if his seat is next to mine?

Oh shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

I can feel my cheeks redden once again, feeling the incredible urge to fan myself but not actually doing it because that would only add to my mortification. Instead, I break eye contact with him when a baby seated in front of me starts wailing.

Oh great.

Thank God for earbuds.

Okay back to Dildo guy.

Oh, God he’s still looking at me.

Assuming my luck is going to go the way I think it will, I hold my breath waiting for Dildo guy to slide in next to me, but he doesn’t. I meet his eye one more time and he winks at me before stepping who knows how many rows past me. I refuse to look because that would make me look like I’m interested.

I mean who wouldn’t be interested in a hot dark-ginger-haired man with grayish blue eyes and a dimple when he shows off his megawatt smile?

I wonder if he’s from California.

Exhaling my deep breath, I pick up my phone once again, typing as quickly as I can.

Me:Holy shit you guys. He’s on my plane!

Joaquin:Dildoman?

Dove:Dildoman? LOL @Joaquin! That makes him sound like he’s some superhero guy dressed as a dildo.

Joaquin:But with a cape of course. A rubber cape. *smirk emoji*

Dove:That is not a visual I want in my brain.

Me:Yes! The dildo guy! And he’s hot!

Dove:Tell me he’s sitting next to you and just saw you text that he’s hot! *prays dildoman is sitting next to BFF*

Me:LOL NO! Thankfully he walked back a few rows. Jesus, I’m going to have to literally run when I get off this plane so I don’t have to talk to him again.

Dove:Meh. Don’t sweat it. So, you make taking care of yourself a priority. Nothin’ wrong with that.

Joaquin:Dove’s right. Don’t sweat it. He probably thinks it’s mega hot. Unless he’s gay and actually really does want a pink sparkly dildo for himself. *shrug emoji*

Me:Cabin closed. Taking off in a minute. Love you guys.

Dove:Have a great flight *smirk emoji*

Joaquin:Later chica!

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