Page 47 of Total Ship Show

I watch in sincere happiness as Aris walks over to receive his kiss, and then I cackle when Gertrude turns him around and gives him a red lipstick lip smacker right in the middle of his left butt cheek. The crowd around us applauds even louder and Aris takes it all in stride, bowing to the group and then winking to me before hustling back to the restroom to change his clothes.

While he does that, I submit the recording of he and Trudy and wait for our final assignment.

“I just want you to know I will never unsee what I saw today,” I tell Aris when he returns from changing. He beams back at me, pulls me toward him and places a chaste kiss on my temple.

“Babe, same. Watching you have an orgasm in an ice-cream parlor and then sing when-I think-about-you-I-touch-myself to that poor unsuspecting bus boy in the galley,” he laughs. “That poor bastard probably still has a boner.”

I snort thinking about all we’ve done for this scavenger hunt. “Well for what it’s worth, it’s been a blast and thank you for not judging me for all things I’ve had to do.”

“Oh, I’m sure as hell judging.”

My smile falters.

“And I ten out of ten like what I see. I can’t get enough of it, actually.”

I don’t know what to say.

That was so incredibly sweet of him.

I’m totally at a loss for words.

He swats my ass playfully. “So, let’s do it! Let’s win this bitch. What’s our last assignment?”

“Umm,” I pull up our app and read the newest message. “Congratulations on making it through the Love at Sea Scavenger Hunt. You have one assignment to go. Your last task is to model three different Kama Sutra positions on the pool deck. Ask someone to take your picture.”

I can’t contain my giggles knowing what we’re about to do, but we’re all in so there’s no turning back now. “Alright, let’s do this.”

We make our way to the main deck and see a small, raised block at the side of the pool with a sign that reads SCAVENGER HUNT PICS HERE. As Aris and I walk over to the station, the crowd by the pool cheers and whistles for us. Once we’re at the stage-like block, there’s a bucket with several laminated cards inside. The instructions on the bucket read,

Pull 3 cards from the bucket.

Model the Kama Sutra position shown.

Ask someone to take your picture.

“Alright, I’ll pull first.” I dip my hand into the bucket and pull out a card, flipping it over to see the picture on the front. “Stand and Deliver.”

I show Aris the picture on the card, and he nods. “Easy peasy.” He gestures for me to get up onto the box and follows directly behind me. I hand my phone to a woman in a purple and black tankini and ask her to take our pictures and then we get into position mimicking the picture on the card. With both of us standing on the box, I bend over at the waist so I can touch my toes if needed and Aris stands behind me holding my hands at my hips.

More hoots and hollers.

More whistles and applause.

“Okay, picture on three,” the woman says. “ONE…”

“You gotta fuck her dude!” One guy shouts from the pool.

“Yeah! Do it! Do it! Do it!...” the chanting continues as others around the pool pick up on their words.

“TWO…”

“Fuck her! Do it! Do it! Do it!”

Suddenly I feel Aris pretend to thrust into me and I nearly fall off the block we’re standing on.

Holy Shit.

I can feel Aris’s penis.

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