Page 27 of Total Ship Show

“I know what you meant. And yes. What’s the big deal? We’re two adults. I think we can handle sleeping next to each other for a few days. I promise I don’t snore.”

“I sleep naked,” I tell him, stone-faced.

He rubs his hand across the back of his neck. “Again…not going to say no if that’s your pleasure.”

I narrow my eyes this time. “What if I want to use Jack Hammer?”

“Who?”

My shoulders fall as I let out a sigh, annoyed that I have to further explain.

“My pink sparkly penis.”

“You named your pink sparkly penis Jack Hammer?” He smirks.

“Maybe. What’s it to you?”

He grins, trying to hide a wider smile. “It’s unimportant but funny as Hell. But hey, if you want jack hammered, babe, just say the word. Mine’s not sparkly but it’ll do the job and I can guarantee you a better orgasm than that battery powered piece of shit could ever give you.” He winks before he turns to walk away. “Just something to think about. Be right back. My omelet is calling.”

He walks away before I even get in a response, but that’s mostly because I’m speechless. Did my fake fiancé just invite me to sleep with him for the week? Is he seriously flirting with me or just trying to make me feel better over my hellish night last night? I watch him walk away in his black board shorts and blue muscle shirt. If I were in an eighties movie right now, I would be that married woman in a bathing suit lowering her glasses to get a good look at the sexy pool boy.

Aris’s muscular shoulders peek out from his shirt, his biceps wrapped in Celtic-style tattoos. The man’s arms are much stronger looking than I would’ve guessed for a surgeon. My eyes slipping down his body, I can only imagine now that there’s a delectably taut ass hiding underneath those shorts.

Giving him a silent nod of approval even though he can’t see my face, his words play on repeat over, and over again in my mind.

I can guarantee you a better orgasm than that battery powered piece of shit could ever give you.

He really did say that.

Is he really offering?

Holy shit.

Is it hot in here?

I think it’s hot in here.

* * *

The pool deck is buzzing this morning and I am totally feeling the vibe. The loud music, the fruity drinks, the pumped energy, the fun everyone seems to be having, in and out of the pool, makes me eager to join in on the fun. With almost every chair taken around the direct perimeter of the pool, I make my way toward the last row, to a set of three empty loungers. Saving one for Aris, who went to change and get us a few drinks, I throw my bag on the other one and pull out my towel, laying it over my chair.

A few chairs down I spot an elderly woman sporting a yellow bikini not that dissimilar form the one I’m wearing. Her gray hair is cut short and the make-up she sports nearly reminds me of my fourth-grade teacher who clearly thought blue was the only eye shadow color in existence. Holding onto her cane as she slowly lowers herself down to her chair, I do a double take when I see the top handle part of her cane. I may be wrong about this as I’m seeing it from a distance, but it looks like the top of her cane is carved into an erect flesh colored dick.

Not wanting to appear like I’m staring, I turn my head to pretend I’m looking somewhere else while shifting my eyes back to the old broad.

Yep. Definitely a dick.

“Good morning, Gertrude.” I hear a man say as he passes her.

She waves with the flop of a hand and calls out to the shirtless man, “You’re a solid seven point five, Son. Try a banana hammock next time. My eyes don’t focus like they used to anymore. Give old Trudy something to see!”

My eyes bulge at her unabashed and salty reply and I nearly laugh out loud.

“Sure thing, Trudy! Anything for you, Babe!” The man smiles and points at her as he keeps walking and she merely waves him off like ‘thank you, next’.

With a goofy smile on my face, I take off my bathing suit cover-up and lie down on the lounger in my yellow bikini, throw my sunglasses over my eyes, and lean my head back to soak up some sun until Aris gets changed and meets me up here.

This is heaven.

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