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Peter:I’m nobly ignoring that provocation

Peter:Anyway, Nava and Ramón are coming to my room in ten minutes, and so are you

Peter:We’re all going to watch that Tarzan remake, so you can ogle Alexander Skarsgard shirtless to your heart’s content

Maria:Skarsgård, not Skarsgard

Peter:Whatever, come to my room and objectify your oddly voweled countryman among friends

Maria:I don’t know, Peter

Peter:...

Peter:Hold on a minute, I’ll be right back

Maria:AGAIN?

Maria:...

Maria:Gods above, you’re a pain in my very delightful ass

Peter:Okay, Conor and Fionn are coming too

Maria:...

Peter:Fionn’s making caramel popcorn and bringing enough for everyone

Peter:With a special bowl just for you

Peter:I’m literally sweetening the pot, Pippi, how can you resist

Maria:...

Maria:Dammit, Reedton, you know caramel popcorn is my fatal weakness

Peter:Of course I know

Peter:So you’re coming to my room, correct?

Maria:Yes

Maria:But if we sit together, you’d better not hog my throw blanket this time OR ELSE

Peter:As a good socialist, you should be willing to share the blanket’s wealth

Maria:Ah, but I’ve been influenced by my capitalist costar

Maria:Now I no longer see a need to address blanket inequality, however egregious

Maria:Blanket Greed Is Good, is it not?

Peter:Just get your very delightful ass over here before I spank it

Maria:...

Peter:...

Maria:...

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