Page 739 of Hell Hath No Fury
Keira:SEVEN?! I didn’t know what a clitoris was until I was like sixteen!
Storm:With your history, honey, that doesn’t come as much of a surprise.
Keira:Maybe not.
Storm:And with mine, I’m probably lucky I was seven. Anyway, don’t forget, Nyx, Rex, Link, Steel, Mav and me, we all hung out and talked about shit we really shouldn’t have.
Keira:Note to self: discourage friendships with the other MC kids.
Storm:Lol, don’t do that!
Keira:I don’t think I need to. Kelly and Cy are very close.
Storm:Why do I get the feeling you’re wishing for more between them?
Keira:Well, Kelly’s a sweetheart and, you know, he’s Cyan’s age lol. It would be much more appropriate and then I wouldn’t have to deal with getting photos from Rachel and needing to explain to a photocopier place that I want to buy a picture of an eighteen-year-old in life-size format. I mean, I’m pretty sure they’d put me on a register for that.
Storm:You do realize that if she did have a crush on Kelly that they sleep down the hall from each other?
Keira:You don’t think…
Storm:I do. Never underestimate the wiles of teenage boys. Anyway, he’s gay, isn’t he?
Keira:He doesn’t like labels.
Storm:LMAO. Who does? Why is that the most adult thing I think he’s ever said?
Keira:He must have picked it up from Ellen.
Storm:Lol, if you say so.
Keira:You might be right about Rain. At least he’s a couple hundred miles away from us.
Storm:Yes!
Keira:Can’t you take the photo to the copier place?
Storm:Won’t that look even fucking weirder if I was the one asking?
Keira:Damn.
Storm:PMSL. Keira, baby, I love you, but I ain’t willing to go on the sex offender registry for you.
Keira:Chivalry is dead. It’s official. :P
Keira:And I love you too. Even if you are a meanie. ;)
Storm::*
Storm:I’ll speak with Cyan.
Keira:About what?
Storm:That it’s creepy what she wants.
Keira:I told her that already. And she has a point. It’s not exactly normal to fall in love with a celebrity, is it? Why is her crush weird by comparison?
Storm:We should get Dr. Janowicz on the case.
