Page 733 of Hell Hath No Fury

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Tiffany:I have an idea. But it’s dangerous.

Amara:Dangerous? I like it.

Alessa:You haven’t heard the details yet.

Indy:So long as it doesn’t involve piercings and my brothers’ penises, I’m in.

Stone:Still being squeamish. Tut. Tut.

Keira:What’s the game plan, Tiffany?

Tiffany:The clubhouse is almost ready, isn’t it?

Lily:Yes. Final stages. They started painting it.

Tiffany:That’s the plan.

Amara:What?

Alessa:Huh?

Indy:Sabotage the paint?

Tiffany:Yes.

Keira:What color?

Lily:Oh, honey, isn’t that obvious?

Giulia:PINK. Bright motherfucking pink. Everywhere. Every. Fucking. Where. I want throw cushions and I want fluffy shit all over their goddamn haven of masculinity. What do we need to make it happen?

Tiffany:Lily’s bank account lol.

Lily:Have at it. :P

Giulia:I knew I loved you.

Tiffany:We need to pick up the paint. Want me to come and get you?

Giulia:Yes. NOW. I need revenge.

Amara:Can I come?

Giulia:Yes.

Indy:I’d be interested in joining you.

Stone:Since when do you like interior design?

Keira:Since we had to look at a decapitated doll’s head peering out of a cake-shaped vagina?

Giulia:Duh.

Lily:You and Tiffany sort out the paint.

Giulia:Okay.

Tiffany:Fine.

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