Page 723 of Hell Hath No Fury
Nyx:Lol. They’re all co-conspirators.
Rex:Nyx has a point.
Nyx:We need to get Rachel in this Posse. She’s the only one who’s got any sense of law and order.
Sin:Yeah, Rex.
Link:That’s it, Sin. Throw him some side-eye.
Sin:Oh, I am.
Rex:Don’t start.
Link:I still don’t get what the problem is. What’ll they do? Make towers out of diapers and have cock-shaped cupcake decorations?
Steel:You so know that’s what they’re going to do.
Cruz:Or have one of those geode cakes that looks like a pussy?
Hawk:Lol, trust you to know that they exist, Cruz.
Cruz:I have a Facebook account like everyone else here. You can’t tell me you didn’t see that. It went viral.
Quin:I was in jail. So I can definitely say my mind is clear of this knowledge.
Sin:I think you’re getting them mixed up, Cruz. There’s a geode cake and then a pussy cake.
Link:What about an ass cake?
Maverick:You had to fucking go there, didn’t you? Jesus, Link.
Link:Just playing to my strengths. ;)
Cruz:You’re right, Sin. There IS a pussy cake. With the decapitated baby doll’s head coming out of it, yeah? Strawberry sauce everywhere to look like blood?
Sin:That’s the one. Steel, do you think they’ll ask the diner to cater?
Steel:Makes sense. It’d be free that way lol.
Sin:I think you need to hijack their order.
Storm:Why?
Sin:Because it’d be funny? And we could crash the baby shower and take pictures of their reaction. Duh.
Link:How do we hijack this?
Maverick:Suggest the geode cake to Tiff, Sin. It’s fancy. She’s bossy enough to get that idea passed.
Steel:Like it’s a ruling of the Supreme Court?
Cruz:Lol. They’re Posse. Why the fuck not? :P
Sin:You’re right, Mav. Tiff’s a bossy little thing sometimes. Okay, so I plant the idea of the geode cake, and then Steel, you get the kitchens to make it a pussy cake?
Quin:I need to see this.
Link:Me too.
