Page 721 of Hell Hath No Fury
Stone:Huh. Jersey kissing isn’t with tongues?
Steel:Well, sure. Just a different set of lips.
Stone:Bahahahhaa. I’m even more into this than I was before.
Steel:Of course you are.
Stone:Stop with the eye rolling.
Steel:As if you even know that’s what I’m doing, minding my own business on the compound.
Stone:You never mind your own business.
Steel:I am this time. I’m paying utilities lol.
Stone:Pfft. Where’s the sex appeal in that?
Steel:Fuck, I love you.
Stone:Lol. I love you too.
Steel:Anyway, you mean that a man who’s fiscally responsible isn’t sexy for a woman your age?
Stone:Well, there’s a way to make a woman feel ancient. Lemme remind you that YOU’RE older than me lol.
Steel:Trust me, I didn’t forget. :P
Stone:More with the tongue. I prefer that to the crap about paying the electricity bill.
Steel:You just can’t please women anymore.
Stone:I like that you pay your bills, Steel. I just don’t want to associate this New Jersey kiss invention with electricity.
Steel:How about chemistry?
Stone:You’re talking about H20 now, aren’t you?
Steel:Read me like a book.
Stone:If only you were a book. That’d be hot.
Steel:Yeah, I think it would be too. The shit that happened to you, and everything else, fuck, that’d be an epic read.
Stone:Worthy of another movie.
Steel:Not an X-rated one.
Stone:Nah. I’m thinking Netflix.
Steel:I agree.
Stone:You should talk with the council. Get them to start a film studio.
Steel:Lol. If we did, it’d be porn.
Stone:Ha. I don’t agree. I know Rex is trying to make the MC ‘respectable.’
Steel:Not everything. We’re still one-percenters, sweetheart.
