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Lily:Bahahahaha. I knew she was interested!
Link:Butt play ain’t for everyone.
Lily:Lol, I know? Isn’t that obvious?
Link:Well, sure, but Nyx don’t like his wittle tushie being fondled apparently.
Lily:He’s the one missing out lol. You go off like a nuclear bomb when I tickle your tushie.
Link:ROFL. You do more than tickle.
Lily:Your eyebrows wiggled again, didn’t they?
Link:Many parts of my body wiggled, babe. It’s what you do to me.
Lily:All my fault, huh?
Link:All your fault, yeah. Okay, so donuts?
Lily:NO! Goddammit. No donuts. How many times?
Link:Just one?
Lily:You’re a feeder.
Link:I’m not! I just gotta watch your calorie intake.
Lily:Because that isn’t creepy at all?
Link:Well, just a smidgen. Gotta make sure my girl’s as sweet as her name.
Lily:Lily?
Link:No! Sugar tits. *sigh* I know when I’m not appreciated.
Lily:You’re appreciated. I love that you love me as I am. It’s just… well, weird that you don’t want me to control my food intake or to diet.
Link:Do I look like an idiot?
Lily:No.
Link:(You took long enough to answer.)
Lily:LMAO. I took a shower.
Link:Now you’re just actively trying to give me an erection. It worked.
Lily:I was talking about getting clean. Not soaping up my tits… not touching my pussy…
Link:WICKED, WICKED WOMAN. I’ve created a monster.
Lily::P Okay, okay, I did that on purpose.
Link:Cruel. That’s what you are.
Lily:Not really… not long until home time, is it?
Link:True.
