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Giulia:LOL. I am Zuul?

Nyx:We need to watch Ghostbusters tonight.

Giulia:We do. I can make calzones.

Nyx:Oh, shit. You will?

Giulia:Yeah. For you. :* You have to bring pepperoni though. We don’t have any of that.

Nyx:Is this your way of asking me to do the groceries?

Giulia:No. It’s my way of making YOU an Italian feast. With me for the appetizer. ;)

Nyx:Count me in.

Giulia:Figured that’d work. :*

CHAPTER TWO

LILY & LINK

Link:Sugar tits, do you want me to bring home some of those donuts you like?

Lily:You just want my ass to be bigger.

Link:Rofl. You caught me. I like it when it jiggles.

Lily:There’s a word for men like you.

Link:Hunk?

Link:Hottie?

Link:Dream boat?

Link:Lady-killer?

Link:Beefcake?

Link:Super stud?

Lily:I get the picture lmao.

Link:You sure? I could go on.

Lily:And on and on and on and on?

Link:You got it. So, donuts?

Lily:No. My butt’s big enough.

Link:Your butt is never big enough. Juiiiiicyyyy.

Lily:Errrrr. Don’t!!

Link:Why not? I like that you’ve grown out of the starvation look.

Lily:You mean that?

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