Maverick:Lol. They’re gonna be suspicious if we all show up.
Steel:We could show up after everything’s delivered. Just before the cake reveal.
Cruz:I think it’d still be suspicious.
Hawk:Amara’s like a bullshit detector. It’s her you’ll have to get this past.
Quin:Yeah, I agree.
Nyx:It’s not like Giulia is a slacker.
Sin:Are we really watching you one-up how big a pain in the ass your Old Ladies are?
Link:I think we are.
Rex:Can I leave this chat yet? I don’t even know why I’ve been included! I could go a whole lifetime without knowing there are pussy cakes out there.
Storm:Knowledge is power, Rex.
Cruz:LMAO. Mic drop.
Rex:Fuck off.
Storm:To be fair, I fucked off a long time ago lol.
Sin:He really did.
Link:Yup. He did, Rex. Couldn’t go much farther.
Rex:He went to Ohio, not Greenland.
Maverick:Might as well be. How’s the internet in Coshocton, Storm?
Storm:I endure it for the good of the Sinners. Lol.
Steel:Bahahaha. There’s Maverick not coming for an extended stay. :P
Sin:Back to the baby shower, guys. They’re talking about it happening in a couple weeks’ time.
Hawk:How the fuck do you know that?
Sin:Listening in to their conversation.
Hawk:Where are they?
Nyx:Lily’s place.
Link:Fuck off. It’s mine too.
Sin:Who’s the one fixing the fucking washing machine?
Link:So, because you’re fixing that, you get ownership of the house? I’m calling BS.
Maverick:Why aren’t you fixing it, Link? Thought that’d be easy for you to repair.
Link:It is. But I got a backlog.
Cruz:You’re too good at what you do.