Page 719 of Hell Hath No Fury
Sin:It’s Lily and Link I feel sorry for. Even if I ain’t gonna say shit because I’m more than happy with her living in their mega mansion and not with us.
Tiffany:I feel bad too. I don’t know what to do to make things right. Mom wouldn’t leave. Even if I asked her to.
Sin:No, she’s a goddamn leech.
Tiffany:I really want to say that she isn’t.
Sin:It’s not your fault.
Tiffany:Isn’t it?
Sin:No. You’re not your mom’s keeper. Neither are you Lily’s. Lily’s the one who agreed to let her stay.
Tiffany:She’s obligated. That’s a horrible way to feel.
Sin:It is, but what can you do?
Tiffany:I can find somewhere for Mom to live.
Sin:She’s a grown woman. You don’t have to do anything. Why’s Lily obligated anyway?
Tiffany:Mom looked after her when hers died. Like I said, she was different back then.
Sin:Losing the property empire didn’t make her a cunt, babe.
Tiffany:Well, it didn’t help.
Sin:I’m sorry, sweetheart. If there’s something you want me to do, I will. You know that. Want me to find somewhere for her to live?
Tiffany:No. If anyone should, it’s me. But the only places we could afford, she’d never live there.
Sin:Do you mean, God forbid, she’d have to work? :o
Tiffany:Lol. Stop teasing.
Sin:It’s kind of ridiculous.
Tiffany:No ‘kind of’ about it. Thank you for putting up with this bullshit, Sin.
Sin:You don’t have to thank me. Maybe shit will right itself out. Do you know any handsome 90 yr olds who are looking for a sugar baby?
Tiffany::P
Sin:You think I’m joking…
Tiffany:I really don’t lol. I’ll think about it.
Sin:There you go—problem solved.
Tiffany:Hold the line, caller! I haven’t thought of anyone yet.
Sin:When you and Lily put your heads together, I’m sure you’ll wreak miracles.
Tiffany:LMAO. If you say so.
Sin:I do. See you later, angel. Love you ;)
Tiffany::* Love you too.
