Page 98 of The B!tch List

“Don’t,” Carter quickly warned Hunter who had opened his mouth to speak. “It’s not worth it, if you value your balls.”

“What are you doing here?” Shaw asked. “You can see we’re all pretty busy getting everything set up for Nance.”

Bronte startled and then looked at Shaw. “Oh yeah. We’ve come to get Rett.”

I shook my head and laughed. “He’s with Henry and Melinda. They’ve taken Tia too.”

“I did tell you, Lollipop,” Carter groaned.

“No, you did not.” Bronte flashed him a snarl. “You said no such thing.” Then without another word she stormed out with Carter trailing behind.

“Thank goodness,” Ellie sighed. “She’s so dramatic since she’s been pregnant.”

I thought Hunter was going to speak but then he evidently considered Carter’s warning about his balls because he closed his mouth again and covered his crotch with his hand.

“What can we do?” he asked instead.

Shaw slapped him on the back. “Well, your dad and my dad are trying to put some bookcases together in the toddler room, so maybe they could do with your help.”

“Is it not going so well?” he asked with a grin.

Shaw shook his head. “Nope.”

Hunter chuckled and walked off to help leaving me, Shaw and Ellie.

“What about me?” Ellie asked with a huge grin.

I looked at her swollen belly. “A coffee and pastry run would be good.” I winced wondering whether she’d burst into tears and rant about not being given something more hands on to do, but she didn’t. All cute and joyful she clapped her hands and said, “Leave it to me”.

Then there was just the two of us again with a whole load of noise going on in the rooms around us. I sighed contentedly and allowed Shaw to pull me back into his arms.

“This place is going to be amazing. You know that, right?”

“I do,” I said through a grin. “And I couldn’t have done it without you.”

“That’s my pleasure.” He kissed me and then laughed. “So, as a matter of interest if in theory you were still compiling that bitch list about me, what would today’s entry be?”

I looked up at him and thought about it for a second or two and then smiled.

“Todays would be Best Boyfriend Ever.”

“I thought that was yesterdays?” he asked with a playful frown.

“It was,” I sighed. “And the day before and the day before that and the one before that. And you know what?”

“What’s that?”

“It’ll be tomorrow’s too.”

And that earned me a sexy kiss up against the wall.

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