Page 92 of The B!tch List

Minnesota nodded with a smirk on his face. The next thing I knew an arm came out with a clenched fist on the end. Minnesota went down on the floor like a stack of cards.

Nancy’s Bitch List for Shaw

Maximus Douchimus

Captain Shitsmear

Shit Talking Cock Womble

Dildohead

Dipshit Cockhead

Scrote Noggin

AssiliciousFat Ass

Fucknuckle

Bronocchio

Asshobbit

Jerkass

Studly McStudly

I have no name bad enough for how sad he’s made me

Hot Sizzle

Douche Canoe

My hero

Minnesota Michaels was a dick, a douche, a dipshit. He was a lot of things that I didn’t have time to think of in that moment. All I knew was that he’d hurt Nancy on several occasions. Not least prom which should have been one of the best nights of her life.

As he sat on the floor, holding his bleeding nose, I could easily have gone at him again, but Nancy was gripping tight of my arm.

“Shaw, don’t,” she said, trying to pull me back. “He’s so not worth it.”

“You fucking dipshit,” Minnesota groaned, his hand cupped under his nose to catch the blood. “What the fuck did you do that for?”

I leaned down and got in his face. “What the hell do you think I did it for?”

“It was years ago.” He looked around me to Nancy. “She should be over it by now, but no, she’s a damn drama queen.”

I shook my head in disbelief. This idiot was seriously cruising for me to give him two black eyes to match his bloody nose. I didn’t need to even think about it though because Nancy appeared from by my side, marched over to him and emptied my bottle of beer over his head.

“How’s that for being a drama queen, you…” She paused, looked up at the ceiling and then leaned back down. “Youneedle dick.”

I busted out laughing but when Nancy looked back to the table clearly for something to hit him with, I decided to show him some mercy. I wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her back to me.

“Nance, seriously gorgeous, you were right, he’s not worth it.”

“I changed my mind, he is,” she hissed.

“No, he’s not.” I kissed her neck, just below her ear. “Let’s go and leave him and his needle dick to dry off.”

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