I cringe.
I hate myself for saying that.
But if it gets someone to run off.
“I’m telling you right now,” I say, “if I open this shower curtain and I see someone… you’re fucking dead. Okay? I’m giving you a fair warning of who I am. Let me say three names really quick. Cullen Doyle. Archer Amatti. Seth Vossenax.”
There’s no response.
I slowly turn and let hot water hit me again.
I put my head back and step into the water.
Just as its about to hit my face…
… I hear someone clear their throat.
My body freezes.
I look around for my phone.
I don’t have my phone with me in the shower.
My phone is outside the shower. With the rest of my clothes.
I’m trapped in the shower.
Even if I want to fight back…I’m naked.
All I have is the shower curtain and my words.
“Okay, asshole,” I say. “You want to play this game? You think I give a damn right now? You have no idea how dead you are. I actually almost feel bad for you. I can’t imagine who’s going to hurt you worse. Cullen? Archer? Seth? You have no idea what the fuck you just stepped into.”
I keep expecting this person to say something.
But they’re not saying a thing.
Maybe they’re waiting for me to open the shower curtain so they could attack.
“You’re pathetic,” I say. “You sneak in on a girl showering and can’t even say a word. How tough and manly.”
I sigh.
“Maz? Birdie? I swear if that’s either of you… I’ll make your lives living hell. I’m not kidding. I will move the fuck out and torture you both.”
My heart is up in the back of my throat.
My body shivers even though I’m in hot water.
On a list of worst case scenarios this feels like one of the ones that will be high up on the list.
I mouthfuckand know I have to look and see who it is.
I don’t shut the water off though.
I’m not going to give it away that I’m looking.
Somewhere in my head I picture being able to drag the intruder into the shower and drown him with the shower water.