Reuben: And here I thought I’d have to work a little harder to get you to beg and swear.
 
 -Monday-
 
 Reuben: I’ve had a change of plans; a big situation has come up in DC and I’ll be there for a few days, maybe all week. Let’s touch base in a few days?
 
 Little brat: Yes sir!
 
 Reuben: You don’t need to be calling me that right now, though I appreciate the sentiment.
 
 Little brat: I think you’d like it if I called you that.
 
 Reuben: Where’d that bratty attitude go off too? Guess our conversation on Sunday was more effective than I expected.
 
 Little brat: :p maybe I’m just looking forward to that spanking.
 
 Reuben: ...so am I... if you’re a good girl, I’ll make it good for you.
 
 Little brat: Do I need a safe word?
 
 Reuben: Obviously.
 
 Little brat: Okay... meatloaf.
 
 Reuben: Out of pure curiosity, why meatloaf?
 
 Little brat: Because it’s disgusting.
 
 Reuben: Hm. You’ve never had my meatloaf.
 
 Little brat: OMG you can give me your meatloaf!
 
 Reuben: Bad girl... Just a spanking. No sex.
 
 Little brat: You might change your mind...
 
 Reuben: That’s now how I do things. We do what we agree to in advance, not in the heat of the moment. What do you need for aftercare?
 
 Little brat: Lots of cuddles. And sex.
 
 Reuben: Nice try. Cuddles I can work with. I’ll text you again in a few days.
 
 -Thursday-
 
 Reuben: Apologies. It’s been a long week. I’ll be back Saturday night, and hopefully can see you on Sunday.
 
 Little brat: I’d like that.
 
 Reuben: Are you going to be good for me?
 
 Little brat: Of course. The very best.
 
 -Sunday, 7pm-
 
 Little brat: What the fuck?
 
 Reuben: What?
 
 Little brat: See, I knew it. All men are the same. Fuck you, Reuben.