Gem: I love him already.
Bronte: I love him if you love him.
Sam: I will save my judgment until I meet him.
Gem: Where’s the fun in that?
Bronte: OMG THE DOORBELL JUST RANG WITH A DELIVERY
Bronte: OMG LANEY
4 chicksand 3 dicks
Chris: Well, well, well. Christmas came early.
Chris: And I must have been a very, very good boy.
Jason: ?
Bronte: OMG. Stop.
Chris: I got a present from Delaney.
Laney: You’re welcome. Everyone else’s should be arriving today too.
Sam: What is it? I’m at work.
Gem: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jason: What is happening right now?
Gem: Laney bought all the girls presents.
Laney: I mean…
Laney: They’re not necessarily for single-player use only.
Chris: Yes. Ours is definitely a two-player game.
Gem: I’m opening mine right now. Are they all the same?
Laney: I tailored them to what I thought each of you would like.
Sam: Oh. Did sex toys arrive?
Jason: I’m sorry, what?
Sam: Laney went to a sex toy party. I thought she was kidding when she said she’d buy each one of us something.
Laney: You know I take gift-giving very seriously. I put a lot of thought into it.
Gem: That’s true. Thank you. I love mine.
Jason: I’m sorry, what?
Sam: Where did Bronte go? I would love to see her face.
Laney: I bet they’re trying theirs out right now.