“I’m fine, but my hands and face hurt like a bitch. Why do they always have to go for the face?”
“I hope you arrested his ass and tossed him in the can.”
“It’s hot when you talk like a cop.”
“I mean it! He hurt you. What else did he do?”
“Participated in a gang rape and murder.”
“Ugh, I’m sorry I asked. Let me know when you’re on your way home.”
“I will. Tell the kids I look scary.”
“They won’t care. Love you.”
“Love you too.”
She ended the call and put her throbbing head back for a minute, looking for relief from the pain. Then she remembered she needed to contact Tracy. Hopefully, she still had that theater makeup she’d used in the past to help Sam cover the carnage of the job. She used her flip phone to put through the call to her eldest sister.
“Madam First Lady, how nice to hear from you!”
“Shut your face with that shit.”
“Ah, I see your change in status hasn’t sweetened you up any.”
“It’s made me meaner than ever.”
“Dear God.”
“I have a situation I could use your help with.”
“What’s that?”
“I took an elbow to the face three hours before I have to meet with Mrs. Nelson—with photos—and one day before a network interview. I need that stage makeup you used on me the last time this happened.”
“I’ve gotcha covered. Text me when you’re on the way home.”
“I will.”
“You’re okay?”
“I will be, but my face and hands are a mess…”
“Ouch.”
“Hurts like a mofo.”
“I’ll get you fixed up for your meeting with Mrs. Nelson. And can I add that I cannot believe you’re going to the White House to get the 411 on how to be first lady?”
“Neither can I.” A thought occurred to her, one she should’ve had before now. “You want to come with me?”
“What? Shut up!”
“I mean it. You and Ang should come. They didn’t say I had to come alone. If she wants one-on-one, I’ll meet alone with her while you guys check out my new digs. What do you say?”
“Holy crap, Sam. My roots are popping. I can’t go to the White House with roots.”
“Yes, you can. Put your hair up in a clip. That hides everything. I want you guys to come with me. Call Ang and meet me at the house in an hour or so. Okay?”